Friday, June 09, 2006

Jesus Christ Dad, it's just a cartoon!

Photograph and caption shamelessly stolen from The End of Religion, which has much more stuff, funny, thought provoking and otherwise worthwhile.

2 comments:

  1. Your caption reminds me of the Holy Grail. Everytime something would go wrong the pious King Arthur would yell "Jesus Christ."
    But you already knew that>

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  2. TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
    KNIGHT: Get stuffed!
    TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate!
    KNIGHT: Oh, yeah?
    ROBIN: You mangy Scot git!
    TIM: I'm warning you!
    ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
    TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
    ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!
    BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
    TIM: Look!
    [squeak]
    BORIS: Aaaugh!
    [chord]
    ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
    TIM: I warned you!
    ROBIN: I peed again!
    TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--
    ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!

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