I have stumbled upon incontrovertible proof that Rick Santorum is a fraud -- he doesn't even EXIST!!!
According to the always-reliable website, HowManyofMe.Com, there are ZERO -- none, nada, zilch -- people in the United States named "Rick Santorum":
According to the always-reliable website, HowManyofMe.Com, there are ZERO -- none, nada, zilch -- people in the United States named "Rick Santorum":
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Which irreducibly leads us to one of two possibilities -- Rick Santorum is a fraud and impostor or, more intriguingly, he is an illegal alien.
I am leaning towards the latter -- Rick Santorum is a self-hating, illegal (likely gay) alien.
I am leaning towards the latter -- Rick Santorum is a self-hating, illegal (likely gay) alien.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
(h/t to The Power of Trinity for the lead)
p.s. While there are over 1,500 souls burdened with my name, my children are more individual. One is in single digits and one is in low doubles. And they are "real" names, not "Apple", or "Dweezil", or "Road Kill" (although I did argue for the latter -- to toughen her up).
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I was struck by the debate snip I saw at the Daily Show site, in which Ricky described himself as "just an Italian kid from..."
Now Santo, of course means 'holy' or 'sacred', and is used as a designation for saints. 'rum' however is a puzzler. I can't think of any Italian names ending in M (and, for the record, my backgound is heavily weighted on the Sicilian, with some Roman and Campanese thrown in for laughter). A common suffix in the Sicilian dialect is "u", however. Santoru indeed sounds deeply Sicilian, and I can only imagine the M was added in the states to ease the transition in a foreign land.
Now the question remains, Holy what? I cannot answer that. However, for all my friends in Pennsylvania (BTW, is that still on the license plates?) I will offer a few lessons in Italian you may apply as needed:
culo: ass, butt
cha'dru': jerk
cazzo: prick, dick
cazzone: dickhead
cucumbre: cucumber (fool, dope)
and my favotite
mamaluke: utter jackass, complete idiot
Bob Kerry thought "santorum" was latin for asshole.
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