Terry Jones, one funny dude, is recovering today from "routine surgery in a London private hospital" for colon cancer ("routine"?!).
Terry is, of course, known for his work with Monty Python, in its various incarnations.
Less known here in the US are his political commentaries for The Guardian. Columns, like this classic from 2003, demonstrating how the Bush Iraq policy can be made to work even in your own neighborhood:
Reports are that the cancer was caught early and Terry is expected to make a full recovery.
Good luck, mate.
Terry is, of course, known for his work with Monty Python, in its various incarnations.
Less known here in the US are his political commentaries for The Guardian. Columns, like this classic from 2003, demonstrating how the Bush Iraq policy can be made to work even in your own neighborhood:
I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I!And, before Python, he was involved as a writer and performer on a number of projects, many including his future Python comrades, like "Do Not Adjust Your Set":
For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. As for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very good sources - that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted the street telling them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one. . . .
Since I'm the only one in the street with a decent range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace. But until recently that's been a little difficult.
Now, however, George W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of patience, and then I can wade in and do whatever I want!
And let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never threatened us.
That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way. . . . My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the President of the United States. That shuts her up.
Like Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough reason for the President, it's good enough for me.
Reports are that the cancer was caught early and Terry is expected to make a full recovery.
Good luck, mate.
1 comment:
He's a noted Chaucer scholar as well.
Those Brits, I swear...
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